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Because if you think it's horrible there is no point in writing the rest.
Warning: I am word blind, as such I don't know when to put the periods and commas, and if the program has suggested a word, that looks close enough to what I needed I won't know if it's the right one.
I could really use a beta reader, if someone is interested.
Title: 28 meme Optimus Prime.
Disclaimer: I obviously don't own Transformers.
Rating: R (if it needs to be higher, please tell me).
Characters/Pairing: Optimus Prime, Prowl, Jazz, the Twins.
Summary: so far 11 little brabble about Optimus Prime.
Warnings: there is hints of Slash, this had not been beta read.
- naughty
He had taken on the job because Prowl needed a break, at least that was what he kept telling himself.
It had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that he had both twins, on their knees in front of him, scrubbing away on the floor with toothbrushes.
He pointed out another spot on the floor, so that both of them had to turn their backs on him.
Quietly enjoying the view he wondered why Prowl complain so much about them.
2. happy
Watching as Megatron beat the crap out of Starscream for the thousands time.
Prime couldn't help but smile to himself, they would win this war,
for no other reason that Megatron would probably kill his own men before they did.
3. silly
He was very glad for his mask right now, because otherwise he would probably have gotten shot.
But it was very difficult to keep a straight face when a very pink Ironhide, with little yellow stars on.
Stood in front of him, screamed about the Twins.
4. angsty
He couldn't understand it, he didn't know how they've gone from being brothers to being hated enemies.
The sad thing was he didn't think Megatron knew either.
5. on vacation
He could use a little more light, but this wasn't bad at all, there was no one to demand answers from him, no one that needed ordering around.
And when he repeated word for word Megatron speech of world domination.
Megatron had left to come upwith a new speech.
So all in all it was very peaceful, being a temporary prisoner of the Decepticon’s.
6. horny
He knew that these meetings were important, he knew that they needed to plan the next battle.
But right now he was thinking about how to best capture the enemy, and he weren't exactly thinking about how to kill them.
Why did he have to use to public shower today, right when the couple of good looking mech came back from patrol covered in organic materials, and asked if he wanted to help clean them.
Stupid meetings.
7. transforming
“You're what!?”
“I'm stuck!!”
Sam stared at the rather strange cross between a robot and a truck.
“You're kidding right!?”
“No I'm not”.
8. excited
“Can we hurry this up” he asked
Megatron looked at him suspicious and asked why.
“Well I got the Twins in my berth, and I want to get back to them, they can get a bit impatient”.
Megatron didn't quite know what to say to that.
9. book-reading
Finally some peace and quiet, and he was really enjoying this book.
It was a shame that the next book was first coming out in a couple of years.
Oh well he could always read them from the beginning again.
And so he continued reading the ending of Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix.
10. dancing
He was drunk out of his mind, and he wouldn't remember anything in the morning.
However the rest of the crew would, or at least those who were sober.
Prowl was staring open mouthed after his High Commander, as said Commander break danced across the room.
Leaning towards Jazz, he asked if he knew that their leader could dance, a just as shocked Jazz answer no.
11. jealous
Seriously this couldn't be happening, this was so embarrassing, he could not have become jealous of a energon treat.
He had to get out of here fast.
Jazz lifted his head and looked after Prime as he ran out of the room, wondering what that was all about. Shaking his head a bit, he returned to sucking on his energon treat.
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I hope you like them, if not please don't be too hard on me.
I am now trying to use Dragon NaturallySpeaking to see if I can use this program to communicate on the net,
So I guess I'll just be saying funny things here as training for using this program.
This is working fine so far I guess.
The program can do a lot of other things to so I have to watch what I say or it might start up another program like Word.
It was not originally designed to be used by word blind people it was meant to help people write faster.
http://atalan-fic.livejournal.com/2
"Birds of a Feather" - Dominant (Silverbolt, Optimus Prime)
Starscream
http://atalan-fic.livejournal.com/2
"Looking at the Stars" - On the Edge (with Starscream)
Aerialbots
http://atalan-fic.livejournal.com/2
"Looking at the Stars" - Playing with Kids (with Aerialbots)
Red Alert
http://wildernesstales.livejournal.c
Red Alert has a problem….
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4795059/1/T
There are many ways to view Red Alert and his paranoia,
Prowl
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3596066/2
WARNING Slash. don't know what that is, then you don't want to know.
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Twinning the Hatchet
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http://community.livejournal.com/tf80sfu
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Captive
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Ardor
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all your hidden faces
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